It’s Halloween! A Monday and I’m hyper: Today’s Dozen will celebrate the holiday…


  1. A day whose name derived from the Scottish “Alls-Hallow-Even”…but also known as All Hallow’s Eve, All Saint’s Eve and Samhain
  2. Guising…Do people still do this today? Why yes we do, ever went Trick or Treating
  3. Apple bobbing-Don’t Do it…A Bucket, Filled with Water, with red ball shaped objects in them that you have to pick up only with your month without biting…need I say more
  4. Young children are better in costumes…So no fairy wings, magic wands and tights for YOU…nor dinosaur suits, SpongeBob, Powder Puff Girls, Power Rangers and  any other costume that require for you to relive your fantasy of being a cartoon character
  5. Hypocrites….Our tradition teaches us as young ones to ask for handouts…and to get one you have to hide your true identity…and Now we say doing both are bad  
  6. A better way to ensure you get the candy you want is to go to the store and steal it…that way you can do a trick and get a treat…
  7. Lit Jack-O-Lanterns are reminders that making a deal with the Devil will leave you wondering the Earth with only a lit carved vegetable as a guide or a place where you can find candy
  8. Like it or not…Christianity have away of claiming all happy holidays…even Halloween…and I thought the holiday was a just a Pagan thing   
  9. October is the month for the gay occasion…due to the end of Summer and the Harvest festivals that occur…Wanna play in the Hay?
  10. Why is it when the word gay is used, few think of being happy?…Halloween is as happy time with many weird sightings for your entertainment
  11. Every child who celebrate the holiday will tell you of the unfortunate event of receiving a unwanted piece of candy or a Biblical brochure in place of a piece of sweet, cavity causing treat
  12. Elvis for Halloween? Yes…for only $19.99 at Toy-R-Us your little bundle joy can be Elvis and your inner desire to be a near a pop star that will drool, coo, and poop on you will be satisfied…if your into that sorta thing
  13. Now Halloween can be a fun and happy occasion, but we have to remember that there ARE things that go bump in the night, and there ARE people who will put razor blades in apples, or even poison your candy…so be safe, carry a flashlight, and Have A GAY HALLOWEEN…