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              It’s Halloween! A Monday and I’m hyper: Today’s Dozen will celebrate the holiday…

 

  1. A day whose name derived from the Scottish “Alls-Hallow-Even”…but also known as All Hallow’s Eve, All Saint’s Eve and Samhain
  2. Guising…Do people still do this today? Why yes we do, ever went Trick or Treating
  3. Apple bobbing-Don’t Do it…A Bucket, Filled with Water, with red ball shaped objects in them that you have to pick up only with your month without biting…need I say more
  4. Young children are better in costumes…So no fairy wings, magic wands and tights for YOU…nor dinosaur suits, SpongeBob, Powder Puff Girls, Power Rangers and  any other costume that require for you to relive your fantasy of being a cartoon character
  5. Hypocrites….Our tradition teaches us as young ones to ask for handouts…and to get one you have to hide your true identity…and Now we say doing both are bad  
  6. A better way to ensure you get the candy you want is to go to the store and steal it…that way you can do a trick and get a treat…
  7. Lit Jack-O-Lanterns are reminders that making a deal with the Devil will leave you wondering the Earth with only a lit carved vegetable as a guide or a place where you can find candy
  8. Like it or not…Christianity have away of claiming all happy holidays…even Halloween…and I thought the holiday was a just a Pagan thing   
  9. October is the month for the gay occasion…due to the end of Summer and the Harvest festivals that occur…Wanna play in the Hay?
  10. Why is it when the word gay is used, few think of being happy?…Halloween is as happy time with many weird sightings for your entertainment
  11. Every child who celebrate the holiday will tell you of the unfortunate event of receiving a unwanted piece of candy or a Biblical brochure in place of a piece of sweet, cavity causing treat
  12. Elvis for Halloween? Yes…for only $19.99 at Toy-R-Us your little bundle joy can be Elvis and your inner desire to be a near a pop star that will drool, coo, and poop on you will be satisfied…if your into that sorta thing
  13. Now Halloween can be a fun and happy occasion, but we have to remember that there ARE things that go bump in the night, and there ARE people who will put razor blades in apples, or even poison your candy…so be safe, carry a flashlight, and Have A GAY HALLOWEEN… 

Ok! Time for another Doughnut’s Dozen. See if you can help me develop more things for the list. Feel free to add more in comments..

 

  1. Don’t have to work that day-Why? Cause a guy sailed across the ocean to claim land that belong to someone else, so we get to stick to the man also by getting paid to stay at home and claim what’s “rightfully” ours
  2. Columbus was one of the first guy to pull a Debo: Taking someone else’s shit and dare them to say something-Well, I doubt he could understand what they said anyway
  3. Would not have this school rhyme with out him, “In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue-helped me passed that history quiz
  4. FDR made it official-Any holiday FDR made official….Got to be cool right?
  5. No gift requirements– Finally!!! A cheap holiday-can’t think of many fights happening due to forgetting the present or getting the wrong thing
  6. No Mail today equal no chance of receiving a bill or junk mailLike I need another bill notice
  7. We get to celebrate the darkness in humanity-nothing like knifing, slicing, enslaving,  exploiting, and demoralizing people, so that we can have what we have today. But hey?! We did a great job here inAmerica!!
  8. No parades, No candy to toss, No costumes to buy, No family members to come over and increase your household expenses, No special food to eat for superstitions  reason, No eggs to decorate or hide,  No late night gift wrapping-Ahhh…an antisocial, fugal, rational, lazy man’s holiday
  9. It doesn’t screw with my television shows-I can watch Judge Mathis now
  10. Who can’t like a Holiday with a guy with a cool hat -I wonder can you still get one?
  11. We get to celebrate a Mistake-See!!!…Some mistakes ARE good ones…so go hug yours
  12. We get to spend time with our children, well if you get it off-Nothing like family bonding over a game of UNO
  13. It’s the only federal holiday not celebrated by all states of America-Way to go. Show our rebellious, independent, and self righteous ways; by not celebrating the day the country you live in was founded..