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Ever sit and think about the amount of time that past…each second, minute, hour, and day…

Time only is as important as the person that keeping it…for a second can be forever, while a day is a mere thought…

Time became an important subject for me today as I confront my inner self…The Jaded One…

Often engaging in conversations with him can be quite the trip…for he is an elusive one he is…always trying to get me into trouble…through means that I have picked up by dealing with others…like today….

I was doing my regular thing, working, talking to myself and watching the words appear on the screen when he start his mischief…

JD: So whatcha doing?

RD: You know what I’m doing…don’t start with me today

JD: What do you mean? I haven’t did anything…only asked a question..

RD:I know that, but your questions lead to other things…last time you asked a question I ended up in trouble and I’m not looking for that today…so leave me be..

JD: Wow! Can’t even ask a question now days without it starting a war with you…you know your such a jerk sometimes..

RD: Jerk?! I’m not a jerk I just don’t have time for your foolishness today…I have a deadline and no one is hear to bother me…so go away!

JD:..OK!, Ok!..

RD: you gone…

JD:……..

RD: Good…now where was I?

JD: talking about that lady you saw the other day…

RD: What?!!  I was talking about some lady….Shit! Now I just dictated that…

JD: “Laughs”

RD: That shit isn’t funny…Leave me be!…I told you I have a deadline to make….

JD: She was a work wasn’t she?

RD: Huh? Whatcha talking about

JD: That lady? The one from yesterday..

RD: What are you talking about…I told you I have not seen a lady the other day

JD: Oh…Maybe it was a man then..

RD: “Ha, Whateva” I got to get back to work..

JD: Yeah! Whateva… I got betta things to do…Talk to you lata sucka…”laugher trails off”

RD: Sucka…Wait!….Damn, he gone and left ..Oh well, now I can get some work done…

What time is it…”looking at the clock on the screen”…What?!! 11:32am..it was just 9:15am..Where all my time go….

JD: “Snickers”..

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JD’s Christmas Wish

Wow! It’s  Christmas Day and I don’t have much to say…But Happy Christmas to all, and lets all play…Some I know worship, while others do not…I really don’t care as long as I got…A Christmas Wish that really came true…And a shirt that is yellow and  tie that is blue…I wanted to buy many things for the tart…but only thing I could muster was a real smelly fart…I held so long that my insides did swell…and now the pain may send me to Hell…or is that Heaven, as I do believe…that all good people will meet regardless of deeds…. that they did during the day or during the night…However, to be sure that you will be remembered by many…give all your things away and don’t save a penny…leave this world owing every Tom, Harry, and Dick…The more you owe, the better the prick…you’ll be considered for being such a dick…Oh and I do know this is weird and a little off topic…but why Santa’s suit is red and he’s always fill my stocking…with stuff that’s black and never is gold…Am I a bad boy and only deserve coal…Did I not give the lady her purse back…while only helping my self to a few of her snacks…she had so many she wouldn’t miss those few…a nick or a dime sack would surly did do…and what about the children…I watch them go get what they deserve…they know not what they do, a least what I heard…but I do know they do, as most are just nerds…And play with their toys and roam in herds…For today is Christmas…A Day I will remember, as the day is the 25th day of December..

The Doughnut Debate..Morning Time

Yawn.. I’m sleepy…I don’t want to go to work.. are the first thoughts that cross my mind when I rolled over this morning..Then the arugment..well more of a gentle debate begin between the jade and reason which I’ll call JD and RD .

RD: Ok! Get up handsome, the world awaits

JD: I don’t wanna, a few more minutes of this shit

RD: Nope, you have to get up. Its already past your wake up time and you have to get everyone else up..

JD: No I don’t, they will get up eventually..why should I get them up..she‘s still sleeping..look at her you can hear

RD: You know the deal. Plus you have to shower because you can not got to work smelling like you just got up. And by he way, next time go to bed earlier..

JD: Yeah I WAS the man last night..wonder if I got time for round four..

RD: NO! Stupid! Get up and Get a shower…

I sit up scratch my left butt cheek..Why? I don’t know..but every since I gotten older, I have developed the “old man itch,” but that’s another thing I’ll discuss on a later date..

JD: Now you happy?

I check my phone to verify the time and realized I don’t have to get up..it’s Fucking Saturday..a WTF look creeps across my face..

RD:..Oh?! Yeah.  My Bad!..Hey, but since were up..Wake her up..