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It’s Monday, one day after my long, eventful weekend with the Sweet Tart…I…We have been together now for 15 years and this have provided me with something to talk about…So today, let I will share…Just a little of what I have learned in today’s Dozen…
1. Love…Yes! I must start the list with this chemical inducing emotion…without it, I would not have stayed with the Sweet Tart…She would agree…as I always loved someone…and she knew who it was
2. Choices…We all have them…. we all make them…I’ve made plenty during my time with her…and let’s say I just learned which ones you shouldn’t make…
3. Talking…Me? Not talking…That’s not going to happen…but crow taste great sautéed in I’m sorry, and covered in guilty feelings…but hey a Doughnut have to eat right?
4. Memories…Doughnut’s don’t recall well…remember the oh, hole in the middle thing…but Sweet Tarts do…Don’t know if it’s the being stuff with fillings, or the rough handling, but either way I quickly learned…if I didn’t want to pay for it later don’t say it now…but, then I recalled #3..”sigh”
5. Fun…Must say I have had plenty of this… Fun meeting her, fun talking to her, fun playing with her, fun fighting with her, fun dodging her, or and fun..well let say “touching” her…for her pink icing is sweet and can be quite sticky…Can’t seem to get it off of me…
6. Procreation…Didn’t quite know how this would work, being a Doughnut and she’s a Sweet Tart, but I’ve learned after several “touching events”…that it could work and little Doughnut Holes are the result…
7. Patience…Don’t know who taught who this, but I’m glad I have this now, for waiting holding a purse (not mine) while she shop, getting fussed at or listening to her..sometimes in the same conversation, and doing the Pee-Pee dance, while she finishes in the restroom, will surly test what patience you possess…
8. The Look…It took a few attempts and epic fails on my part to learn what each one stood for…but I think I have most of them now.. A few like…the “what you looking at” look…the “ I’m wrong, but you better not say so” look…the “Pleeaasse!” look….the “I’m sorry” look…and my favorite.. the “I want you” look…this can lead to #5 but I prefer it to lead to #6…
9. Honesty…I heard that this was the best policy…”Yeah! Right?!”…Whoever wrote this was a genius. As I have learned the more I’m honest about myself , the better she is with me…try it with your Sweet Tart and let me know
10. Hardship…I have learned that not all hardship are bad…I mean who wants struggles, pain, and misgivings? …I don’t know people standing in line for this, but I must say that by being with her…it hasn’t been unbearable…
11. Commitment…I didn’t realize how I disliked that word until I had to prove it…who would think that would have been so hard, but it was..For who wants to give everything up to take care of others and don’t expect anything in return…Oh by the way! This is referred to as “parenting” if you didn’t know…
12. Don’t Sweat…Whether it’s the small stuff or something colossal in nature, Don’t sweat it…for if you do, all the sacrifices made would in vain…plus without deodorant on, you can get pretty ripe…and she doesn’t find this attractive at all…
13. Death…Since I’ve been with Sweet Tart I have experienced Death’s form in several ways…She has always been there and I’m glad she was a she proven that she is the one for me…

These are just some of the things I have learned throughout the years of being with her; I look forward in many more experiences and life lessons

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As a developing Doughnut…Yes! I was once a Doughnut Hole…I felt I always wanted love, to have someone who loved me and expressed their love. I wanted all the bagels, doughnuts, sweet tartsvia Punk_Ghost_Girl 11, pretzels sticks, muffins, and buns to know that I was just as special as them…Well I have that now and I’m glad, but now I see that Valentines Day is NOT Jaded’s favorite holiday and since I can’t be all hating on Val-U-time’s Day cause Sweet Tart would kill me…Doughnut’s Dozen for this Monday is why I dislike the holiday…and others do too…enjoy

  1. Too Mushy-I want a hard holiday like…Halloween or Saint Patrick’s Day…not a huggy, feely holiday…too much love make me sick…like eating a sugar coated sugar cube…too much of a good thing
  2. Red-Now I like the color and boy does it look good on the Sweet Tart…But that color also reminds me of death and destruction…causing people harm can be loving too I guess…Term “Love you to death” ring a bell?
  3. Hearts-Giving someone your heart is a good idea?…Ever tried living without one…Oh wait! …you can’t….But guess what we give ours away every year and then expect to receive it back…
  4. Expectations-I think this is the cruelest part of the holiday…expecting to receive something, especially when your young and then you don’t…not only does this signifies no one like you…but your also stupid for expecting someone to give you something that says otherwise
  5. Flowers-Only good flowers are dead ones…crushed them to make potpourri…burn them…just don’t give them to me..
  6. Loneliness-Now years of being alone will drive people to do some crazy things…but things are worst on Valentines Day…Why? Maybe cause Public Affection forces you to see you really are alone…no matter what your mother told you…her love is not the same…
  7. Public Affection-I didn’t think this was an issues until you witness two people who should not be expressing any affections and especially not publicly…Hey I do need a job though…
  8. Hook ups-You would think a hook up is a good thing right?…Wrong!…They lead to unwanted offspring, dead beat parents, higher tax burden, and more work for me…so please no hooking up
  9. Unwanted Gifts-Have you ever given a gift and the person didn’t want it?…You know how hard it was not to slap the taste out their mouth when you spent all those hours searching for the perfect gift, only for it not to be appreciated…Well this feeling is intensified when you add  in the “Love” component…
  10. Love-Ok, can anyone really define this to me…All I recall was it made me feel like I was gonna wet my pants, while eating something that caused my stomach to become queasy, while my forehead became really hot, which affected my higher willed functions…and I don’t like that
  11. Christian Roots-Another holiday based on some Christian dudes dying…all with he same name of Valentine…hmmm….sounds like a conspiracy to me..
  12. Cupid-Getting shot is never fun especially not when a little wing dude, in a diaper, who like shooting you in the butt did it…A little freaky to me..
  13. Six grade-All this hatred for Valentines started when I did not receive anything from the little bagel sitting next to me in class…I had such a  major crush , but she had know idea…Sent her a carnation with the money I saved…and all she  gave me was a stupid little class Valentines’ card…sounds like a great T-shirt Idea

This is why I have a strong dislike for  the holiday…I will celebrate it with my family, friend, and people I really care about…and mean everything I say during that day…