Doughnut’s Dozen: Presidential Doughnut

Another holiday that falls on a Monday…today’s holiday is Washington’s Day or Presidents’ Day which the doughnut holes celebrated today…me? I had to work and was given the gift of more work on a holiday…Well to celebrate the holiday…Doughnut’s Dozen is about Presidents…

1. George Washington…Consider the first President of the United States of America…I heard he never told a lie…Do I believe this…Nope….He was a politician…
2. Priscilla Parker…President of We Remember Elvis Fan Club….Not a fan of the man but apparently he was famous enough to have a fan club…hey I want a fan club too..
3. Leader…I feel that  president should a be a good leader…the first to lead the pack in listening, acting on what is right for the greater good, and asking the question for the followers
4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad…President ofIran…wouldn’t seems that one guy could cause such a  stir….hope he knows what he is doing
5. Birth Certificate…To be a leader you have to be born in the country you wants to live in…least this is true with theUnited States of America…current president going through issues about a document that was presented….Why can’t we accept things as it is
6. Prime Minster…….I’m glad we don’t have those…sounds too close to Prime Ribs…either way some countries have those type of leaders.
7. Stephen Harper–The prime mister for Canada…need I say more..
8. Promises…All candidates of America Politics make promises…”I promise if I’m elected...” We all now they mean well while others don’t….I don’t make promises cause if I don’t keep them I’ll be really upset
9. Relationships…It is very good that our presidents keep a positive relationship going on at all time…if do not we may in up with another holiday debacle….but we really love scandals..
10. Abraham Lincoln…Presidents often have to make decisions that are not favorable for him…Abe did this and allowed a lot of Doughnuts, bagels, and sweet tarts to be to be consumed by all who choose too…removing the glass case is always  freeing experience
11. Beta Club…I was president for two years in their club…I enjoyed the power and the gavel…not say the perks of being the first doughnut to make it out side for free
12. Power…Presidents have power bestowed to them…the have the ability affect those they are chosen to lead…and how they use this power determines how long their term or effective their rule is…
13. Obama…this is The Jaded’s current president…He is serving during a time where things are rough, but improving…he was believe to bring great change to the United States and he did; however, with change comes pain and some people do not want this…It’s sad they don’t, because they are hurting it for those who do…

Presidents are a good thing as it gives us someone to blame for our short comings and flaws…which we need…

Doughnut’s Dozen: A Gay Halloween

              It’s Halloween! A Monday and I’m hyper: Today’s Dozen will celebrate the holiday…

 

1. A day whose name derived from the Scottish “Alls-Hallow-Even”…but also known as All Hallow’s Eve, All Saint’s Eve and Samhain
2. Guising…Do people still do this today? Why yes we do, ever went Trick or Treating
3. Apple bobbing-Don’t Do it…A Bucket, Filled with Water, with red ball shaped objects in them that you have to pick up only with your month without biting…need I say more
4. Young children are better in costumes…So no fairy wings, magic wands and tights for YOU…nor dinosaur suits, SpongeBob, Powder Puff Girls, Power Rangers and  any other costume that require for you to relive your fantasy of being a cartoon character
5. Hypocrites….Our tradition teaches us as young ones to ask for handouts…and to get one you have to hide your true identity…and Now we say doing both are bad  
6. A better way to ensure you get the candy you want is to go to the store and steal it…that way you can do a trick and get a treat…
7. Lit Jack-O-Lanterns are reminders that making a deal with the Devil will leave you wondering the Earth with only a lit carved vegetable as a guide or a place where you can find candy
8. Like it or not…Christianity have away of claiming all happy holidays…even Halloween…and I thought the holiday was a just a Pagan thing   
9. October is the month for the gay occasion…due to the end of Summer and the Harvest festivals that occur…Wanna play in the Hay?
10. Why is it when the word gay is used, few think of being happy?…Halloween is as happy time with many weird sightings for your entertainment
11. Every child who celebrate the holiday will tell you of the unfortunate event of receiving a unwanted piece of candy or a Biblical brochure in place of a piece of sweet, cavity causing treat
12. Elvis for Halloween? Yes…for only $19.99 at Toy-R-Us your little bundle joy can be Elvis and your inner desire to be a near a pop star that will drool, coo, and poop on you will be satisfied…if your into that sorta thing
13. Now Halloween can be a fun and happy occasion, but we have to remember that there ARE things that go bump in the night, and there ARE people who will put razor blades in apples, or even poison your candy…so be safe, carry a flashlight, and Have A GAY HALLOWEEN…