As a developing Doughnut…Yes! I was once a Doughnut Hole…I felt I always wanted love, to have someone who loved me and expressed their love. I wanted all the bagels, doughnuts, sweet tarts
, pretzels sticks, muffins, and buns to know that I was just as special as them…Well I have that now and I’m glad, but now I see that Valentines Day is NOT Jaded’s favorite holiday and since I can’t be all hating on Val-U-time’s Day cause Sweet Tart would kill me…Doughnut’s Dozen for this Monday is why I dislike the holiday…and others do too…enjoy
- Too Mushy-I want a hard holiday like…Halloween or Saint Patrick’s Day…not a huggy, feely holiday…too much love make me sick…like eating a sugar coated sugar cube…too much of a good thing
- Red-Now I like the color and boy does it look good on the Sweet Tart…But that color also reminds me of death and destruction…causing people harm can be loving too I guess…Term “Love you to death” ring a bell?
- Hearts-Giving someone your heart is a good idea?…Ever tried living without one…Oh wait! …you can’t….But guess what we give ours away every year and then expect to receive it back…
- Expectations-I think this is the cruelest part of the holiday…expecting to receive something, especially when your young and then you don’t…not only does this signifies no one like you…but your also stupid for expecting someone to give you something that says otherwise
- Flowers-Only good flowers are dead ones…crushed them to make potpourri…burn them…just don’t give them to me..
- Loneliness-Now years of being alone will drive people to do some crazy things…but things are worst on Valentines Day…Why? Maybe cause Public Affection forces you to see you really are alone…no matter what your mother told you…her love is not the same…
- Public Affection-I didn’t think this was an issues until you witness two people who should not be expressing any affections and especially not publicly…Hey I do need a job though…
- Hook ups-You would think a hook up is a good thing right?…Wrong!…They lead to unwanted offspring, dead beat parents, higher tax burden, and more work for me…so please no hooking up
- Unwanted Gifts-Have you ever given a gift and the person didn’t want it?…You know how hard it was not to slap the taste out their mouth when you spent all those hours searching for the perfect gift, only for it not to be appreciated…Well this feeling is intensified when you add in the “Love” component…
- Love-Ok, can anyone really define this to me…All I recall was it made me feel like I was gonna wet my pants, while eating something that caused my stomach to become queasy, while my forehead became really hot, which affected my higher willed functions…and I don’t like that
- Christian Roots-Another holiday based on some Christian dudes dying…all with he same name of Valentine…hmmm….sounds like a conspiracy to me..
- Cupid-Getting shot is never fun especially not when a little wing dude, in a diaper, who like shooting you in the butt did it…A little freaky to me..
- Six grade-All this hatred for Valentines started when I did not receive anything from the little bagel sitting next to me in class…I had such a major crush , but she had know idea…Sent her a carnation with the money I saved…and all she gave me was a stupid little class Valentines’ card…sounds like a great T-shirt Idea
This is why I have a strong dislike for the holiday…I will celebrate it with my family, friend, and people I really care about…and mean everything I say during that day…
The Jadedoughnut 